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Agile he knows me. Just pop in the good old Genesis song… | by Maciej Jarosz | Serious Scrum | Jan, 2021


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Just pop in the good old Genesis song and sing along.

Let’s roll.

> Press Play >

You see the face on the LinkedIn
Coming at you every Sunday
See that face on resume
That man is Me

On the cover of my articles
There’s no question why I’m smiling
You buy a piece of consulting
You buy a piece of me

I’ll get you everything you wanted
I’ll get the velocity you need
Don’t need to believe in some values
Just believe in me

’Cause Agile he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been consulting Agile all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
And he’s been telling me
Everything is alright

I believe in the Manifest
With my ever-loving bookie beside me
But she doesn’t know about my side job
Or the contract I’ve signed last night

Do you believe in Agile
’Cause that’s what I’m selling
And if you wanna get agility
I’ll see you right

You won’t even have to change your ways
Or get outta your zone
You don’t even have to call HR
’Cause I’m everywhere

And Agile he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been consulting Agile all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me
Everything’s gonna be alright

Won’t find me practicing what I’m preaching
Won’t find me making those changes ay
But I can get you a pocketful of buzzwords, ey
If you promise to pay good and on time
Agile will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don’t do as I do

I’m counting my dollars,
I’ve found true happiness
’Cause I’m getting richer, day by day
You can find me on LinkedIn
Just call me on my number
You can do it any way you want
Just do it right away

There’ll be no doubt in your mind
You’ll believe everything I’m saying
If you want to get closer to Agile
Get your accountants and start paying

’Cause Agile he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been consulting Agile all my life
Oh, yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me
Everything’s gonna be alright

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And now, how true is that?



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