#1: …low blow
#2: There’s only two kinds of Scrum Masters
#3: We value Jira Tickets over ‘Individuals and Interactions’
#4: When the value of Sharpies surpasses Gold
#5: Installing agile…
#6: Kanban Freedom
#7: The Invasion of Foam Boards
#8: Managing Self-Organizing Teams
#9: People when they learn about the ‘Daily Scrum’ for the first time
#10: User Stories (I didn’t create this one but it’s too good to not be in here! 😂)
#11: Manager ≠ Leader
#12: Darkside
#13: Returning from a conference where a talk mention the “Spotify Model”
#14: There’s only two kinds of teams
#15: Ol’ Pub Retro
#16: Every Scrum Master when the team decides to “go Kanban”
#17: We start on time
#18: Agile is just Project Management, right?
#19: “let’s take it offline”
#20: Our Goal is to have a Goal
#21: “I don’t need coaching, I get agile!”
#22: Coffee run
#23: Those Day Rates $$$
#24: Deadlines
#25: Every time I hear “MVP”
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